Nonsensical Statement Involving Plankton

From Liz Lawley:

laughing out loud
Via Weez, a wonderful collection of IRC conversations guaranteed to make geeks fall on the floor and roll around laughing.

Aside from the obvious fact that these conversations are funny, you could work them as a springboard for a blockbusting exercise.

For example: write a dialogue or a narrative wherein someone makes a “nonsensical statement involving plankton” or even uses the phrase wholesale. I mean it: start writing.